Cats have always made me wonder if there is any way to get rid of them. Maybe I’m a bit of a cat hater, but these animals really drive me mad. And it’s not funny. I don’t like dogs either, but they are far from being so damn annoying as cats are. Oh, these nasty creatures…
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I hate James Bond. Not a particular actor, but the character itself. He is what I call ‘over-mannish’. And do you know why the movie series with James Bond is so popular? Because men watch it. James Bond is maybe the most concentrated and insane mix of all stereotypes about what a man should be like.
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Money is evil. Money is what makes people kill each other. Money is what makes wives leave their husbands and vice versa. Money is what ruins our life and eats it like mad, because every damn day we have to wake up and go earn money. Money, money, money… Should be funny. If not so damn sad.
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I have been dating what many would say to be the perfect man. I mean he really has it: all good looks, manners, a great sense of humor, charm… you name it & he’s got it! We have been on a happy merry go ‘round for about one year. At the end of this year I started wondering about that magical question I wished to hear come from his lips. (Will you marry me? - Of course!)
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This is it. I just can’t stand this anymore. Every single time that I hear about Bush, he keeps surprising me and the world with some fresh dubya action. I simply can’t believe that such a huge and powerful country is being run by such an *absolute* political idiot. He can’t construct proper sentences. He contradicts himself. Most of the world leaders can’t stand him.
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I hate my life. I really do. I hate the fact that I don’t have a reason to live now. I have no fucking idea why the hell i’m doing in college. I should’ve killed myself back then for this reason and not for making my stupid ex realize my existance. Now it’s just so bad I’m trying so hard to hang on and I really don’t know why. I don’t even have the drive ot guts to kill myself right now.
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There is the cliche love-hate relationship with Emeril and me. (Mostly hate.) He creates such orgasmicly scrumptious food. Oh so scrumptious. However, this chef makes his recipes with ingredients so ridiculously expensive or obscure the layman is just befuddled with what to do. Veal reductor? Shittake mushrooms? Adouille sausage? By the time I get to celery, 1 cup of my hate tears has been added to the recipe.
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They hate gold and silver because it cannot be printed or expanded except gold and silver be extracted from gold or silver mines. It makes governments live within its means. Citizens maintain their wealth and they do not have to worry about inflation tax their wealth. Mind control is being used to make people paper think that gold and silver are cruel, barbaric metals and paper money is the best.
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I’ve bought this ‘miraculous machine’ and I must say this is a complete crap! What’s the use of all these “Arcade Legends” if they don’t work properly. I really can’t get it.
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Yet, it looks like I’m going to be embroiled in them. We have three guys (of which I’m one) which work separately from the main group. The other two guys kick ass at their jobs - me, I’m their slacker supervisor (heh) who also has to clean out spyware and viruses on from 80-250 machines a day. We stay fairly busy - we’re good at what we do.
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Valentine’s Day is that day when you are expected to do something “special” for the “one” you love. The emotional communist in me starts thinking, “Nobody in your life should be that special.”
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I love keyboards. I use the Dvorak keyboard layout. It has the same physical structure as your QWERTY keyboard, but the keys themselves are linked to different letters. Typing “I hate this” on a Dvorak keyboard in QWERTY would result in “G jakd kjg;”.
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Well, I purchased this smartphone from Nokia two weeks ago. Now I’m ready to point out some features I don’t like in my Nokia N70. Hope my girlfriend reads this and feels ashamed - it’s her who convinced me to buy N70 istead of the wonderful N90 I was going to buy…
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Never call yourself dead if you are unsure. If you question whether or not a shot hit you and splatted call a paintcheck and have the referee check if you are dead yet. Don’t just call yourself out because you felt a hit. Wait for the referee to confirm. Always call paint checks on yourself if you are unsure. I hate paintball beginners crying “Dead!” while he’s still at his virgin clothes… Beginners always make a few mistakes that everyone makes. I make them all the time. Here are a few helpful hints:
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When the archaeologists of the future try to piece together the cause of our civilisation’s decline, it will not be nuclear weapons they blame, nor will it be pollution or comets or even George W Bush.
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