Miranda’s Top 10 Bitches
Human Clauses September 8th, 20071. I MUST go on a diet. I hate my body. and that is not like me to say out loud in a room that i hate my body. I have always been a big girl, but I have never hated my body. I HATE it.
2. I need to go on a shopping spree. I need clothes that dont make me hate my body.
3. I need to stop eating moes. I am getting sick of it, yet I crave cheese dip, guacamole, and steak burritos all the time.
4. I am going out with my friend cassie tonight, it is her 21st birthday. I miss being 21. Can I go back to that?
5. I want to sit out on a porch and watch cars drive by and drink a bottle of wine with all of my friends from bowling green. I miss my friends from bowling green.
6. I need to stop hurting myself at work. I touched the grill the other day and got a horrible blister on my middle finger, today I cut my thumb including my fingernail. It hurts a lot. I also splashed hot grease on myself yesterday. I need to just not be so clutzy.
7. I am sad that i have no good memories of any of my college roommates (excluding ruby). That sucks.
8. I want to go to brew co. As much as I usually hate it when i am there, it is fun to have a place to go.
9. I want to make friends in Birmingham. I see people that come into moes all the time and I think to myself, I could be friends with them… the guy that works at Planet Smoothie could totally be my friend. I am pretty sure we could be best friends if he only would see that I make a great ‘homosexual’ hag.
10. I made a pimp cup yesterday and it is definitely one of my proudest moments.
Credits: Miranda
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December 20th, 2007 at 5:47 am
i also have my own hate list:
1. i hate to not be the perfect daugther who my parents espect.
2. i hate to deal with my weigth every day of my life since i have 10 years
3. hate the close mind people, who only think that there is only one way in life
4. i hate to be forgotten by my “friends”
5. i hate most at all have another 1000000 things to hate and can write it¡¡¡¡
December 30th, 2007 at 1:31 am
1,2,3. You shouldn’t. I’m not saying that in a mean, harsh way… but you should have fun. Eat what you want, when you want… cos I bet you really enjoy those burritos… and you totally deserve to.
And while you’re in moes eating food that you love… go up to random gay Planet Smoothie guy and ask him his opinion about something random!
February 1st, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I hate that you don’t have a life.