I hate beer, I hate beer advertising, I hate everything which is to some extent connected to beer. I’ve analyzed the advertising spots recently and the results shocked me: 7-9 spots out of the 15-17 in one TV advertising block promote beer! This is total destruction and zombifying of the society! I hate beer, because advertisers make people think everything is great when you drink this shit. Deception - and nothing more.

In advertising everything is so beautiful and attractive! Everyone is happy, everyone is successful and prosperous, everyone feels GREAT! Hey, that’s pure psychology, they are giving a simple algorythm to everyone watching: if you drink beer, you’ll become rich, successful and famous. No problems, man! Just get another bottle of our superb beer! I hate beer advertising because it works and that makes me sad and mad.

Meeting a friend? Great. Where do you go? I don’t know where you personally go, but many people go to some bar, “for a beer or two”. Hey, two beers make up a kid dose. Kidding? 5 or 10 will do better. Look, I don’t live in America, in America they say rules and laws are strict, and if you are not 21, you won’t be able to by any alcohol. That is great, especially if this restriction works. Because here it is absolutely an epidemy.

I hate beer, because it ruins my family. My husband has a business, quite a successful one. He is smart and very kind, but he is also a zombie of beer advertising. He is a beer-alcoholic. And I hate beer for that! Every day a bottle of beer… day after day. If you say there’s nothing wrong about that - go burn in hell. I hope none of your relatives or friends will suffer from this damn beer addiction.

I hate beer, because beer is evil for our country!