I hate bees. These nasty creatures make me mad. Hornets, yellow jackets and bees… They fly and they bite. Though some nature lovers claim they only attack when they think they are being attacked, I don’t quite believe this is true. I’ve never meant to even notice these bugging kritters, but they definitely wanted to notice me and bite. What flower do bees hate? Anyone knows? I want to plant some in my backyard to make these bastards fly away and never come back!

Yeah, I know, I know… Bees are crucial for the normal functioning of the whole wildlife living circle. They pollinate the flowers, and that gives food and energy to another part of the chain and so on and so on. But hey, we have a scientifically developed country or what? Why can’t we just tweak the flowers or the bees themselves to make them do whatever they want as long as they don’t mess up with people? If you are a nature lover and want to chat with these flying sting-carriers, you can go and have fun somewhere in the blooming fields or go visit some bee farm. But I really hate to have them in my backyard in flocks.

I want you to understand me right. I don’t hate bees as a phenomenon. As long as they fly somewhere buzzing they don’t bother me. Who cares if they don’t create problems. But they bite! In early fall they prefer walking in the grass or flying slowly while drunk or something similar to that. They fly and then maybe unintendedly bump into you. Wow! This human is aggressive. He somehow bothered to stand on my way. I think, I’ll put my sting into him this time. Not true? Try and live somewhere in the countryside where bees are still alive and kicking. If you are a huge city dweller, you’ve probably never experienced troubles with bees. They simply can’t live in such polluted environments. However, if you prefer fresh air, get ready to face bees, these nasty critters with wings and stings.

So, what flowers do bees hate, after all? Any ideas?