You know what I hate? I hate websites like tickledbythunder.com.

I hate that species of writer that pays to have their work published, and to protect it from honest criticism by ensuring that only other losers who have subscribed to that website get to read it.

These cowardly circle-jerkers then claim to have had their work “published”. The people who run the website, making money from untalented soccer-moms and retarded Wendy’s counter-clerks who think Dean Koontz is the new Chaucer, claim to be “publishers” and “editors”.

Cowards have no business claiming to write, and forum mods have no business claiming to edit.

Credits: Jelly