The more I think about this whole thing, the scarier it gets.

All these fake sweeteners are being developed, because we basically can’t keep our hands out of the cookie jar. Instead of eating fewer cookies, let the people gorge on cookies, just make a different sugar.

Maybe I’m alone here, but I’m damn tired of companies redesigning every ingredient in the food I eat. I never thought we’d do such a 180 turn on natural selection; reinventing the candy so a nation of fat asses can gorge themselves without any consequences.

No wonder we’re so prone to vice, whenever we get hooked on one, everyone tries to make it safer. It isn’t called a “vice” because the word looks stylish.

And on that note, it’s time to drink the remainder of my 2L bottle of Coke Classic and smoke the other half-pack of smokes I have. Then I’m going to live with the consequences - however long that may be.