Recently I’ve a got a new favorite computer game – “Neighbor from hell”. Well, I wish I could do something to my real life neighbors. Because they seriously do drive me mad. A naughty neighbor is something horrible! That is something I can’t explain, but that is what I feel. A good neighbor seems to be such a beautiful thing right now…

Everything went wrong from the very first day these guys moved into the house next to mine. I liked the previous neighbors, they were nice people and pleasant to have a chat or a beer or two. My previous neighbor wife was a very pleasant woman with the great sense of humor. And these shabby newcomers from the very beginning looked like they’ve a made a sort of mistake to move to the place with such people as I am.

I came to visit them, to say “Hello”… you know, building up relations with your neighbors is very important if you want to settle everything in your life the way it should be. My new naked neighbor Jack opened the door, looked at me as if I were an alien from Venus or whatever and said: “I’m listening to you very attentively”. Gosh!

- Hello, - I said, - welcome to our neighborhood, hope you like everything here.
- Is that all? Thank you, see you later.

Door closed.

No comments.

The next weekend I was hosting a party for a couple of my good old pals. Music, beer, girls – it’s always like that. But this time the police came to leave me up with the warning. Wanna guess who called them? Yeah, you’re right. Mr. Jack as he is, little bastard…

I don’t want to reveal all the nasty neighbor hate clauses I’ve had with these nuisances in this very rant, but I know that now I am certainly to say “I hate my neighbors!”

Credits: Eric Vendova