Ukrainian jet park is something I really scare to talk about. Ok, for the international flights they do use somewhat up-to-date jets (otherwise they won’t be allowed to fly abroad). But for the domestic Ukraine flights…

Last time I flew in Ukraine was from Kyiv to Simferopol. It was Boing 737 - quite a fine plane, don’t you mention?

Not for the Ukrainian variant, guys. It was something I doubt I can describe in words. Not to insult someone, though. It was horrible. Ehrrr, Ukraine can’t change construction, Ukraine is somehow able to turn good things into something unbelievably terrible!

When we started jetting off, I was scared. I have promised myself I will never ever go aboard Ukrainian planes, whatever producer and air flights company it belongs. Cracking, yowling, shuttling up and down… But that was only the beginning. When the time has come for landing down… Mommy! Get me outta here!

I don’t know whether this is a tradition, but when we, the passengers, have finally found ourselves alive and kicking, the cabin has bursted into applaudes… We were lucky not to crash into pieces or what?

Ukraine flights: welcome aboard and prepare for the horror! I hate Ukraine flights…