Every single day my wife (who have been born and fed up in a farm) comes up to me to show all these naughty newspaper ads:

“tenessee farms for sale”
“farms for sale in knoxville tenessee”
“north dakota farms for sale”
“virginia farms for sale”
“texas farms for sale”
“charlottesville farms for sale”

etc.

I don’t want to buy them! I hate farms! I am the most avid city dweller one can ever imagine. Why the hell people think it should be everyone’s blue dream to fuck up the city life and join all this “moo” and “cockadoodledoo” routine?!

No, thank you. Let someone else be an early bird and spend the whole day long in the mud for something I’ll never understand. I’ll stay in the city. And as far as they continue to grow, i think I’m not the only one to think this way.