I don’t like all this globalization. When I buy Levi’s and find out it comes from China, my first intention is to go kill the Levi’s chairman. Should I try assasinate the Carlsberg chairman too?

You know that your Carlsberg is brewed in Malaysia? No, no… I don’t pretend to say that Carslberg in Malaysia is bad, poisonous etc. I pretend to say it is not fair to cheat people.

Carlsberg commercials try to say they’re selling you the brand-cool beer from Europe. All those ancient traditions of beer brewing, vikings and other stuff. But they never want to tell you that they actually import that Carlsberg from Malaysia! Damn it… it’s like buying Rover from “the leading Chinese corporation”. Not to mention Rolls-Royce being over-60%-BMW-produced.

Carslberg from Malaysia? Here you go… happy drinking. True Danish beer!