I Hate This! Blog

What happened to the dreams that we all hold so dear at age 17 or 18, coming out of high school, believing life is fresh and exciting? What happened to mine? Not that I was ever the most focused and driven person. Its true, I waffled between being a cop or becoming a marketing executive. I dabbled with the idea of entering the medical field until that eyeball dissection in Anatomy and Physiology class during my junior year of high school. And while I trifled with these possibilities, somewhere in my head I could imagine myself taking over the show business industry in a streak of hot lights and red carpets while creating timeless literary works in my free time.
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Tommys Book Mark is… let me put it clear and not so harsh – a kind of the archive to the explicit, X-rated and whatever sites and pictures. Thousands of people every day hit the web in search of free porn…
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Ok, people, please don’t tell me I can use all these banner cutting programs to eliminate those annoying banners. I know that. But I don’t want to cut everything. I understand that some sites need banner advertising to keep on existing. But why the hell would people put loads of that stuff on the page?! From time to time I come across the sites, which have been created to serve banner ads. That’s their only and main goal. They stuff their pages with the automatically generated content and load ‘em up with banners – text blocks from AdSense or these horrible graphics monsters!
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I’m a bit confused. Earlier on my cat was eating almost everything – bread, meat, fish, sour-cream, whatever. Now he wants Whiskas only. Should I say “I hate Whiskas!” or what?

Whiskas affection is something people have been talking about for quite a long time already. Well, of course, this is true not only for this brand, but for such as CatMix, Kitekat, Royal Canine etc.

Do cats really get affected and used to all this cat food? I don’t know, but it seems to me that this stuff really has something cats want all the time.

What happens if my cat suddenly doesn’t have any Whiskas? Well, maybe we travel to some place where there is no Whiskas or something… I don’t want to start an experiment and stop feeding my cat to see whether he eats another food soon or not.

I didn’t want to say that I hate Whiskas… But after I’ve analyzed all pros and cons, I think I do hate it after all. My can is a drug addicted animal now, isn’t he?

Credits: Ann Kozar

“Lime and scale control is so much important because if you do not pay enough attention to this issue, it may result in problems with you pipes, so control lime scale level otherwise…” – I’m tired of this advertising. Seems like the world has no other problems but lime and scale control…

I’m an ordinary housekeeper. Why the hell should think of all these lime scales whatever? All these guys who want to sell their stuff want us to believe that if we do not provide enough lime and scale control, the whole life will be ruined soon, and who knows what else happens to such dumbs as we are…

Hard water? So what?! That’s not my business. I think local authorities should aware enough of problems with water in our region to ensure everything runs properly. But no… if they do not sell their lime removers, they won’t be happy.

Every time I am waiting in a checkout line and see these horrible oppressive mounts of work I compulsively turn every Allure, Cosmo, Seventeen, Vogue, etc. over so the customers behind me cannot see their filth. If I can save one woman from buying them I have done enough for society that day.
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I don’t want to get up every morning with a feeling I’ve a got a wrong place to spend the upcoming 8 hours. My last job was the one which gave me that feeling, because of the workplace hostile environment…
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You can call me one of those snubs but I do not support hostility and violence displayed on the TV. I hate a hostile movie being shown on TV when my children are still not in the bed…
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Did you see the last “super creative” shot from Ogilvy? This time by Ogilvy Thailand. Vomiting animals. Very, very creative… Man, I hate these dumbs… Here you are! Post modernizm is now in action!
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The end of 2004 was marked by something very noticeable in the whole world – the presidential elections in Ukraine. Everyone remembers that “orange revolution”, when it was said that Ukraine has been turning to democracy. Yeah, democracy. Ukraine model.
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Ukrainian jet park is something I really scare to talk about. Ok, for the international flights they do use somewhat up-to-date jets (otherwise they won’t be allowed to fly abroad). But for the domestic Ukraine flights…

Last time I flew in Ukraine was from Kyiv to Simferopol. It was Boing 737 – quite a fine plane, don’t you mention?

Not for the Ukrainian variant, guys. It was something I doubt I can describe in words. Not to insult someone, though. It was horrible. Ehrrr, Ukraine can’t change construction, Ukraine is somehow able to turn good things into something unbelievably terrible!

When we started jetting off, I was scared. I have promised myself I will never ever go aboard Ukrainian planes, whatever producer and air flights company it belongs. Cracking, yowling, shuttling up and down… But that was only the beginning. When the time has come for landing down… Mommy! Get me outta here!

I don’t know whether this is a tradition, but when we, the passengers, have finally found ourselves alive and kicking, the cabin has bursted into applaudes… We were lucky not to crash into pieces or what?

Ukraine flights: welcome aboard and prepare for the horror! I hate Ukraine flights…

I hate this press for women! These women magazines are now published and sold in huge flocks. Some years ago I didn’t care – just wondering if people do but this shit – paying so much money for a bunch of advertising is nonsense. But a year ago my wife started buying and reading this shit…

Let me be honest – I’m not a womanizer, I’ve got no hobby of having sex or even flirting with other women – I love my wife and I think I’m quite a normal husband, trying to work to ensure his family is OK and try to spend as much time as I can with my family.

Once I came home and my wife was sort of dissapointed… and angry at me? Oh, I hate these moments when I can’t understand what’s wrong. I tried to find out but she didn’t tell… Well, at last she told me that we are together for seven years already and after seven years all couples go through a crisis, so now we are having a crisis and I have another women…

Yeah. My reaction was obvious.

Later I heard my wife talking to her friend and she told she’s got a superb recipe of how to attract a man after a long period of marriage. Read from one of those horrible women magazines.

Let me give you some advice, my dearest women. Fuck those magazines. Don’t read them. The only thing they are for – to earn from advertising. Don’t be silly to read one of those dumb authors…

I hate BMW dealers. Maybe the company headquarters even don’t know what the hell happens to their dealers. Well, I can show off the truth.
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Every single day my wife (who have been born and fed up in a farm) comes up to me to show all these naughty newspaper ads:

“tenessee farms for sale”
“farms for sale in knoxville tenessee”
“north dakota farms for sale”
“virginia farms for sale”
“texas farms for sale”
“charlottesville farms for sale”

etc.

I don’t want to buy them! I hate farms! I am the most avid city dweller one can ever imagine. Why the hell people think it should be everyone’s blue dream to fuck up the city life and join all this “moo” and “cockadoodledoo” routine?!

No, thank you. Let someone else be an early bird and spend the whole day long in the mud for something I’ll never understand. I’ll stay in the city. And as far as they continue to grow, i think I’m not the only one to think this way.